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"Alright, screw this. Kepner is worried about you. She asked me to take you out."

I love this woman so much.

2014 Wuhan Open Final; Petra Kvitova defeats Eugenie Bouchard 6-3, 6-4 to win her third title in 2014, and her 14th career title overall.

With this win, Kvitova becomes the fourth player to qualify for the WTA year-end championships in Singapore after S. Williams, Sharapova, and Halep.


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During the first set of Petra Kvitova’s Wuhan Open quarterfinal match against Caroline Garcia, Garcia served an ace that was called in. Kvitova immediately challenged the call, and it was ruled in. Kvitova’s reaction is pretty great, as she is “not convinced” that it was in.

I’d say go to hell, but I never want to see you again.

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when someone’s flaws are not flaws in your eyes, you’re fucked.
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